Well definitely not that one guy Matt Rumney. That guy makes me horribly sad and nauseous . He makes me want to fly back to my home planet Bub Ub Bub.  The other guy Bark O’Bumble is like a bubillion times better than him. So since there’s pretty much only two realistic choices, I endorse him.

Also I should take this opportunity to point out that writing in “Lil Bub” on your ballot is seriously the WORST IDEA EVER. No one will ever know how clever it was that you did it, and it’s a wasted vote. And yes, people have been seriously talking about this. If you love me, please don’t do this. Thank you.