A
YES
Q:
“hi BUB, are you declawed??”
A:
de-WHAT?!
Heck no.
Please do not declaw your Earth cats.
It is horribly painful and cruel.
Don’t want claws? Don’t get a cat.
lub,
BUB
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I am BUB - a real animal. The most amazing creature on the planet.
Q
Dear Bub, are you friends with Princess Monster Truck? I must know! Much love and cat treats, Kaylea. x
A
I WOULD be if she wants. I like her name and her face.
A
de-WHAT?!
Heck no.
Please do not declaw your Earth cats. It is horribly painful and cruel. Don’t want claws? Don’t get a cat.
lub,
BUB
BUB pulls some innocent/amazing pranks at the BUZZFEED office to help them get through the day.
GOOD JOB BUB
With all her time traveling, BUB confused today with Halloween. The Earth calendar still confuses her.
Q
Lil BUB, are you a dolphin killer? I saw your picture on the front page of The Weather Channel website with the headline "Cats Killing Dolphins?" Dolphins are friends, not food! P.S. will you ever be coming to Atlanta? I really want to pet your furry little head!
A
I saw that. I can’t kill an ant for crying out loud, let alone a dolphin. I would be flattered if folks felt inclined to defend my honor by letting weather.com know they’re messing with the wrong space cat.
Q
Bub, I have 2 questions for you. First, what are some of your favorite Earth foods to eat? Second, what foods from your home planet do you miss the most, if any?
A
1) Yogurt and Fishes
2) Space Yogurt and Space Fishes
Yes, that IS a good look for you BUB.
Today BUB realizes how amazing her paws really are.
A
Well, according to your question, he was already man when he’d begun walking. What does it matter what people call him?
Q
Hi BUB, I notice you have an "M" on your forehead like most Earth tabbies. I always wanted to ask a cat, what does that stand for?
A
Magic.
Looking good BUB. Looking REAL good.
